How to stay sane

…When you´re nothing but! ( The life of a perfectionista… )

Feel the urge to clean the very dirty floor? Don´t.  Just turn off the light.

Cleaning the house superstressed because people are coming over? Don´t.

Just try and imagine yourself at a peaceful lake and breathe.

Actually, that doesn´t work for me;

just have a drink and look gorgeous, nobody will notice the mess.

Want to finish that last bit of obsessive whatever, but it´s already

2 in the morning? Don´t know, haven´t figured that one out yet.

But I am working on it, like right now, instead of giving more stupid advice,

I´m eating popcorn in bed and watching a movie!